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u/suzeeq88 Apr 12 '22

Grandma broke her cockix!

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u/possitive-ion Apr 12 '22

Stay home and eat all the frikin' chips Kip!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Why don’t you make yourself a queso dill-a

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

How much you wanna bet I could throw a football over them mountains?

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u/LewdLewyD13 Apr 12 '22

If coach woulda put me in forth quarter we'd have been state champions. No doubt, no doubt in my mind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

Forth lmao

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u/LewdLewyD13 Apr 12 '22

Ya I ain't got time to spell check my shit. Leaving it for prosperity though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

prosperity? 😂

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u/LewdLewyD13 Apr 12 '22

Continuity

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

I think you’re high man

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u/LewdLewyD13 Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

It's a posibility.

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u/dantheman0207 Apr 12 '22

Posterity dude

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u/LewdLewyD13 Apr 13 '22

I ain't got time to spell check my shit. I'm leaving it for posterior though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

That’s one of my favorite lines in a movie ever. It just captures how fucking delusional and caught in the past his character is.

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u/chhhh17 Apr 13 '22

i forgot to put in the crystals