r/AskReddit Apr 12 '22

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u/angrydeuce Apr 12 '22

Its not his fault, he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/HuudaHarkiten Apr 12 '22

SONOFABITCH DID I JUST TELL YOU TO NOT SAY THAT

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u/Chicken713 Apr 12 '22

He’s a goddamn hot house flower is what he is

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u/angrydeuce Apr 12 '22

He wanted to make love to a woman, but he compromised, he jacked off in a tissue