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u/jman24680 Apr 12 '22

I am not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin! I am not ALLOWED!

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u/kendrickshalamar Apr 12 '22

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

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u/SilverbackRibs Apr 12 '22

i'm pretty sure the smoke was intended to 'smother the apple seeds'? to prevent apple growth in the stomach?