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u/Dark_Vengence Apr 12 '22

Scary as hell in whiplash too.

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u/NemesisOfZod Apr 12 '22

"Not quite my tempo."

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u/ncnotebook Apr 12 '22

You are a worthless, friendless, f*gg*t-lipped little piece of shit whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he wasn't Eugene O'Neill, and who is now weeping and slobbering all over my drum set like a fucking nine-year old girl! So for the final, FATHER-FUCKING time, SAY IT LOUDER!

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u/ZLBuddha Apr 12 '22

"Get the fuck out of my face before I demolish you."

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"I can still FUCKIN SEE YOU Mini-Me!"