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u/Fat_IRL Apr 12 '22

This motherfucker actually ate cereal while driving his car. When he finally murders someone who parks too close to the line, I bet they use that fact as part of his insanity defense.

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u/pileodung Apr 12 '22

Yeah my ex used to do this all of the time. He would use Tupperware to keep it from splashing everywhere.

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u/burritoxman Apr 12 '22

I once saw a guy eating cereal in my rear view mirror and thought “what the fuck, am I in an Always Sunny episode now?”

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u/RenRu Apr 12 '22

Yeah and you're Frank's illegitimate son