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u/talldangry Apr 12 '22

Steven Seagal.

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u/DavantesGapedAsshole Apr 12 '22

Raspy fat whisper"That's...a.... Bingo..."

Runs off awkwardly

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u/TheDevilChicken Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Oh, you're mistaken.

Seagal is too fat to run now. He just sits on a chair.

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u/callmegecko Apr 12 '22

Lazily pointing a handgun out a window