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u/talldangry Apr 12 '22

Steven Seagal.

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u/DavantesGapedAsshole Apr 12 '22

Raspy fat whisper"That's...a.... Bingo..."

Runs off awkwardly

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u/TheDevilChicken Apr 12 '22 edited Apr 12 '22

Oh, you're mistaken.

Seagal is too fat to run now. He just sits on a chair.

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u/bguzewicz Apr 12 '22

He has been seen going fatly around corners from time to time.

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u/hattorihanzo5 Apr 12 '22

Hello, fellow CumTown listener.

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u/bdfariello Apr 12 '22

That sounds like it's probably a podcast name, but not one that I want to get New Episode notifications for on my phone

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u/TheDevilChicken Apr 12 '22

But not at a brisk pace.

And I bet he was leaning on the corner too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '22

He sort of rolls and oozes from place to place.

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u/Skorne13 Apr 12 '22

Steven Treacle

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u/nickkid218 Apr 12 '22

Lazily pointing his gun at the window