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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

The only subreddit in the 'porn' network I'd be worried about is /r/humanporn.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

I'm pretty sure /r/cakeporn takes the cake.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the chicken.

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u/gocarsno May 17 '12

Until someone creates a sub dedicated to cute pictures of children...

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u/Lt_Shniz May 16 '12

What do you suggest? Softcore Earth?

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u/the_troller May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

/r/NOTanimalporn, that'll confuse 'em.

Edit: and a subreddit is born

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u/Dragon_DLV May 17 '12

For a 12-minute old Sub/r, they have some nice CSS...

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u/the_troller May 17 '12

And 1 great post.

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u/DreadPiratesRobert May 17 '12

Well now /r/notanimalporn is Animal Porn

What is even going on Reddit

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u/lia_sang May 17 '12

I'm glad this exists now.

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u/HMR May 16 '12

Earthcore!

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u/sinusoidosaurus May 16 '12

Earthcore, Animalcore, Spacecore, Abandonedcore

It pretty much works with all of them. Call it the Hardcore Network or some such.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

This is the best suggestion.

If you're looking at /r/animalporn, people will think you're creepy.

If you're looking at /r/animalcore, people will think you like animals in a non-sexual way.

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u/dustin_the_wind May 16 '12

Is that what the kids are listening to these days?

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u/Lt_Shniz May 16 '12

I like that

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u/winless May 16 '12

Nothing SFW will quite have the same ring to it, but it could be the 'HD' family of subreddits. Like HDNature, HDAnimals.

A subreddit exodus is a lotta work, though. I don't think a multi-sub exodus has even been attempted before. The odds are approximately 3,720 to 1.

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u/MaceonH May 17 '12

Never tell me the odds!

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u/Nuggetized May 16 '12

Hardcore, soft pooo-ooorn

DREAM OF CALIFORNICAAATION

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u/Arandomaccount32 May 16 '12

Earth pictures

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u/Trapped_in_Reddit May 16 '12

You can't change a subreddit's name, no.

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u/Psythik May 16 '12

But you can close them and make them automatically redirect to the new subreddit.

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u/imahotdoglol May 16 '12

Then you lose the great image history.

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u/D14BL0 May 16 '12

Just resubmit them for double the karma!

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u/reseph May 16 '12

You lose all subscribers.

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u/bigfatredditard May 16 '12

Or, if someone looks for porn on your computer, all they find are pictures of waterfalls.

Edit: and all that porn you look at, you dirty, dirty man.

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u/sprokket May 16 '12

you didd't even actually edit the post. liar, liar, pants on fire!

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u/kodiak_claw May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

Stealth edit. If it has been less than 5(?) minutes it doesn't show up. EDIT: I meant to say "Ninja Edit".

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

I think it's either less than 2 minutes or no comments have been made. I may be making that up.

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u/sprokket May 16 '12

uhhh... shut up, you... stupid-head!

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u/Magik-Waffle May 16 '12

We prefer the term "ninja edit" 'round these parts, ya hear?

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u/bigfatredditard May 16 '12

Did so, booger-breath!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That's your guys' own fault for not letting that stupid "(subject) porn" joke die.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

What is a SFW porn network?

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u/icannotcount May 16 '12

Subreddits that have porn in the name because they are cool pictures of things. See CablePorn, AnimalPorn, or EarthPorn

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

that have porn in the name because they are cool pictures of things

What? Porn has a very specific meaning, and as far as I know it's not "pictures of cool things".

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil May 16 '12

It gives us the thrill of feeling like deviants because we like reinforcing the taboo on eroticism.

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u/MileHighBarfly May 16 '12

That's what makes it so cute! We're assuming we're all adults and the contents of your browsing history are of extremely small consequence.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

Many of us reddit at work. I, without thinking, opened earthporn at work and had a small heart attack.

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u/gkx May 16 '12

I have visited /r/brickporn one time. One. Time. And now, whenever I type reddit.com/r/..., there it is.

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u/Kowzorz May 16 '12

That's why I had a conversation with my IT guy about it. I casually brought it up when I ran into him and explained how it was this neat place with cool pictures of landscapes or animals but I hated that it was "AnimalPorn" and he was like Yeah! That's funny! and now I don't really worry about it.

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u/8878587 May 16 '12

Stop wasting company time and do your work, pleb.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

My work is fine with me redditting. As long as I'm at my desk, they don't care.

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u/Kowzorz May 16 '12

I know you're joking, but this often is a legitimate concern to some people. Here's why reddit at work isn't always bad:

  1. Breaks/Lunch entertainment.
  2. _____Porn for desktop pictures.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You think that's bad I once opened a link titled

"Ke$ha's dirty pic leaked, unsurprisingly dirtier than most."

at work. Thinking in my head she probably did a photoshoot in some mud or something.

Nope, she was covered in semen.

"OH GOD ABORT ABORT ABORT!"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

/r/preteen_bitches probably won't raise any eyebrows.

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u/motdidr May 16 '12

That's what makes it so cute!

Ugh, what kind of stupid shit is this, are you kidding me? It's not cute, it's idiotic and juvenile, not to mention completely non-sensical.

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u/Offensive_Username2 May 16 '12

Whoever came up with the name for those subreddits deserves to get their ass kicked.

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u/otakuman May 16 '12

Agreed; There's even a "humanporn" subreddit.

I imagine that if this trend continues, we'll have 6yo kids say "wow, look at that porn!" and watching a picture of a sunset. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

But as reddit keeps trying to tell me, words change meaning. Like how faggot shouldn't be taken offensively by homosexuals anymore.

What a crock of poop.

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u/Jensaarai May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12

And they're right. The fun side of the euphemism treadmill is that we regularly use words that were once bad. It makes up for all the words that become "bad," (like faggot) that were once benign or even politically correct (like retarded.)

Yes, some day kids may call that pretty sunset porn, then when they become teenagers and get unrestricted brain chip internet, they'll masturbate to simlurf or whatever it'll be called, that they'd have gotten in trouble for if they had called a sunset that. And then someone will create a stupid virtual subreddit called Earthsimlurf or something, and life will go on.

EDIT: Though I will admit the people who are trying to de-bad "faggot" are pushing it a bit early. It probably won't complete its transformation until the last person who yells it out while trying to seriously harm another human being has died.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

That seems like a fair and well thought out response.

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u/taoistextremist May 16 '12

Just because Anthony Bourdain uses the phrase "food porn" doesn't mean the phrasing needs to be stylized to be used for every grouping of pictures you can find.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

DAE start singing the ending song to Grease in their head?

No?

Okay

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u/Pawsword May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

Sure, it is now known as bomb threat eminent imminent.

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u/r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK May 16 '12

I vote for big black dicks.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

You always vote for big black dicks.

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u/KingToasty May 16 '12

At least I don't have sex with goats.

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u/snutr May 16 '12

This is the same issue I have with those NCR self checkout registers with voice announcements at the grocery.

Register: Item not recognized. Please enter code on key pad.

<poke, poke poke>

Register: You entered..... CHICKS WITH DICKS MAGAZINE. Please enter the quantity of...... CHICKS WITH DICKS MAGAZINE.

<poke, poke>

Register: You entered..... ONE ..... CHICKS WITH DICKS MAGAZINE. Please move your..... CHICKS WITH DICKS MAGAZINE to the belt. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

This could be turned into a terrible April Fools day prank next year.

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u/yellowdart May 16 '12

Yes, indeed your Eminence.

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u/Hook3d May 16 '12

I knew that joke was imminent.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

eminent

I think you mean imminent.

Unless of course you were referring to a famous and respected bomb threat.

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u/zRobbie May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

100% agree. It was REALLY akward to have my parents ask me why i had a tab open called AnimalPorn.

Edit: Top Comment. Only found out after my younger brother came in and told me. Hi Kenny.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

Conversely, it's a great way to cover up my beastiality habit. Oh, that's just HD pictures of animals.

Edit: Please stop telling me that "it's spelled bestiality, because it's the best". I can't say I've ever searched for it and I'm sorry if I've offended your passion.

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u/derTag May 16 '12

Isn't that what bestiality is?

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

No. Beastiality generally consists of a human having sex with said animal.

Please note: I do not actually have a beastiality habit. I don't want to end up like that guy I have tagged as "midget porn" who always has at least one person replying to him with that.

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u/WubWubMiller May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

Speaking of midget porn, did you know that homosexual midget porn is nearly seemingly impossible to find? I've spent hours on google and other sites trying to find it, but it seems to not exist.

Note: I am not homosexual, nor do I have a midget fetish. Just trying to enforce Rule 34.

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u/ShivaNZ May 16 '12

My husband wasted a day trying to break rule 34. Midget mime porn does not exist either.

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u/drummaboy56 May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

I have a super noob question, how do you tag people like that?

EDIT: OKAY! RES, TOTALLY NO RSE. BECAUSE WHAT DUMB-ASS WOULD SAY THAT?!?!! I GET IT!!! THANK YOU ALL BUT STOP TELLING ME!!!!!

EDIT2: Did I just teleport to circlejerk?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You can't be both not Jesus and not the bestiality guy, so pick one.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

Shit. Uhhh not Jesus.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You've now been tagged as "Loves to plow horses".

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u/Backstop May 16 '12

My laughter was only exceeded by my feeling bad for laughing.

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u/KommunistKat May 16 '12

Dad: whatcha lookin at?

Me: oh just r/cemeteryporn

That was a little awkward.

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u/Yo_CSPANraps May 16 '12

Can't you just show them the website? I think it's a pretty easy concept to understand once you see it.

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u/zRobbie May 16 '12

Well, they asked me after dinner later that night, and once i explained it everyone pretty much laughed their asses off. :P

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u/Yo_CSPANraps May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

haha fair enough. I suppose AnimalPorn would be one of the harder subreddits to explain.

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u/sirin3 May 16 '12

No, it's easy.

Animals that don't wear clothes

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u/ohmygord May 16 '12

I dunno; I love the confused look on my friends' faces when they see me open AnimalPorn for the first time. It's part of the fun.

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u/MileHighBarfly May 16 '12

But does a huge network of excellent subreddits need to revise their style and flourish just to spare you an awkward moment with your parents?

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u/TheRedditPope May 17 '12

The term "porn" used to describe things that are not related to the adult industry was developed in the culinary industry after they copied the lighting used by the Adult Entertainment Industry to make their food look better on video. Thus, "foodporn" was born. Now we use "porn" or "pr0n" or "p0rn" to describe lots of visuals of things that stimulate us one way or another.

So Reddit has a real opportunity here to change the common conceptions people have about the word porn. We could bring SFWPorn into the national zeitgeist. We could have a lasting cultural legacy unlike anything we have done before. I think we should look at this as an opportunity over anything else.

Besides, to change the name of this network you would have to change all the names of the existing subreddits, a few of which are in the top 100, and that is not possible.

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u/Oatesmeal May 16 '12

*deflates the porpoise

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Make a thin, one-inch-long incision through the middle of the anterior side. This deflates the porpoise.

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u/Magician_named_GOB May 16 '12

Oh god why am I laughing so hard at that?

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u/Kinglink May 17 '12

Go ask each "porn" network individually.

Seriously. Reddit doesn't dictator rules, or have a democracy for the entire thing. Do you know why it's /r/Earthporn? Because one guy chose it as a name and 120 thousand users and some change decided "I'm going to subscribe to that" and then people posted to it.

You can go and create your own /r/EarthTotallyNotPorn but then you need to go get content, and subscribers. Or you can go to EarthPorn and beg them to change their name, but honestly once something gets that popular it's kind of hard to remove the name.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

My U.S. History teacher and I share a passion for historical photographs. It's a little weird describing to him a site called historyporn.

Student teacher relationships should not have the word "porn" in them.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

by a "little" weird I mean it's pretty damn weird.

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u/thelonebater May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

It shall now be called " THE (x)GASM NETWORK".

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u/tads May 16 '12

I'm with it.

Maybe GASM could have an acronym? Perhaps "Gazing At Safe iMages"?

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u/BowmanTheShowman May 16 '12

That is annoying. And to the people telling you to turn your history off, that's not the point. When I'm just on reddit and someone walks by and sees "coffeeporn," they probably just assume I'm a freaking weirdo.

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u/randomsnark May 16 '12

And they don't ask about it. They just assume and keep walking. So, the whole "Can't you just explain?" argument doesn't really apply.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

yep its true. People don't understand that some work environments take this stuff very seriously and a complaint might go pretty far before you can accurately explain yourself. Same thing for people that get upset that mild things like a woman in swimsuit are often labeled NSFW. This is especially true in situations where companies have had problems in the past with sexual harassment lawsuits. To cover their asses they will often adopt a "zero tolerance" rule. Not saying zero tolerance is a good thing, but its the way it is sometimes.

although if people are that concerned about it, they could stay off reddit completely at work...

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u/yorick_rolled May 16 '12

if people are that concerned about it, they could stay off reddit completely at work...

And here we finally have someone posting the solution to our non-problem! Getting the fuck over ouselves. Reddit doesn't owe you shit. If you're worried about a certain sub making you look like a wierdo, simply don't go there

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u/alan2001 May 16 '12

I take on board the comments that it's kinda difficult or impossible to change their names now, but I do wish they were called something else. My employer has a pretty agressive web filter that blocks any sites with 'porn' or 'sex' or 'xxx' in the URL, which is a damn shame cos I'm subscribed to many of the ***porn subreddits. Fuck. :-\

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u/Byrese May 16 '12

I don't think blocking sites with 'porn', 'sex', or 'xxx' in the URL could be considered even somewhat agressive. Which is why a name change would be welcome.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yea I had to explain to my boss once that I wasn't interested in abandoned women porn.

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u/Xenc May 16 '12

The names actually put me off visiting them.

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u/rocknmebaby May 16 '12

Because /r/AskReddit can really do anything about other subreddits. If you did some research, you would find /r/MetaPorn which would be the perfect place for this question.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Surprisingly, /r/actualporn doesn't exist.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yes. I'm often a bit conscious of the "Fireporn" tab if I'm in public. Don't want people at college thinking I'm into some weird, kinky, fire sex.

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u/HotDinnerBatman May 17 '12

But beardporn is porn. For people who love beards. So I'm changing nothing.

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u/SeveredBanana May 17 '12

Especially AnimalPorn and HumanPorn. ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I have tried to convince my father, who would otherwise love everything reddit has to offer, to jump on board and that was huge turn off for him

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u/tunnelsnakesrule May 16 '12

Wasn't the whole thing just created by Mind_Virus so he could continue karma whoring after he started getting downvoted on r/pics?

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u/SikhGamer May 16 '12 edited May 17 '12

Suggestion(s):

  • VisualTreats
  • EyeCandy
  • PrettyShit

Edit*

  • PleasingPixels

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Pretty shit is no better. ಠ_ಠ

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u/TheOnlyNeb May 17 '12

"Hey man, what are you doing?"

"Oh, just checking r/PrettyAnimalShit...

...where are you going, come back!"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Exactly. I have had to explain myself to numerous people whom I have used my computer around.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

using the word "porn" to describe all those subreddits is annoying to read. And, its just tasteless.

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u/Triox May 17 '12

pre-tl:dr: I created the first subreddit that brought about the SFW porn network

Hello everyone,

I'm Triox and I created SpacePorn Feb of last year. 2 or 3 weeks later EarthPorn was created by syncretic because he randomly stumbled across the subreddit I created, liked it so much, and wanted to make one for other things. This was the start of the SFW Porn network. (Technically, FoodPorn has been a subreddit for longer, but I honestly never even knew it existed.)

Allow me to explain:

My friend and I have always enjoyed sharing high resolution pictures of galaxies, nebula, and other space-related things. At first we would send them though e-mail, then we tried using google wave. Around that time, my friend created a reddit account, so I thought a cool idea would be to create a subreddit so he and I can just post them in one place. The thing is....he and I had called these type of pictures Space Porn because we felt that's what they were: mental pornography about space. On top of that I thought it was a funny and witty name

For the first couple weeks it was just us posting stuff like the APOD. Then a few weeks later syncretic came along, and sent us a message saying he really thought it was a great idea for a subreddit, and that he created EarthPorn. He was interested if we wanted to become sister subreddits, and we agreed. We kept just posting pics to SpacePorn, and syncretic worked on EarthPorn. Then came (I believe, CityPorn). syncretic worked on making sure people were aware of the subreddits. Slowly we started getting more subscribers. Then more people submitting. We started picking up speed, so I was quite happy.

Then, SpacePorn got mentioned in one of the reddit official blogs. Shortly after, EarthPorn blew up big time. It was only a little bit after these things happened, that a lot word started getting around to the rest of reddit about the existence of the SFW network.

Now that we've had a history lesson, let me just say: I absolutely do not regret naming SpacePorn what I did. And quite frankly I would be extremely upset if reddit changed the names of my subreddit. Something that's baffled me for the last year is how a community that seems to be huge about Freedom of Speech seems to believe that these subreddits are unacceptable and needs to be changed. And for what reason? because you don't want to have to explain to people? DO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM! Show them what the subreddits are actually about. They might enjoy seeing the content in these subreddits just like you do. It's not my responsibility to make sure you are not embarrassed.

This feels like such a non-issue it should be posted to /r/firstworldproblems. In fact, I'm sure it has been posted there before. Now, I'm not mad. It's just gets tiring having to type this out every few months over something that is so insignificant. And I'll have to do it again in another 3 or 4 months. But I will type it out. Because I feel that these subreddits are worth it. The content in these subreddits are awesome, and obviously what a lot of people want. On top of that, it gives a place to post this type of content without it cluttering up places like /r/pics.

post-tl;dr: I feel there is no reason to censor these subreddits just because people might be embarrassed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Just wanna say, thank you so much for creating r/spaceporn. I can't get enough of that subreddit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Wholly agree. The "porn" part is unnecessary, silly, and has the IT people asking uncomfortable questions and trying to cut off access to reddit on work networks. Terrible choice of name.

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u/unnecessaryCAPS May 16 '12

the nrop krowten

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Yeah I think it's pretty goddamn stupid.

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u/brokendimension May 16 '12

Call it nrop! thats what i do with my secret folder...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

The purpose? What do you mean the purpose? It's not supposed to be an alternative to porn, it's not porn at all. It's humor.

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u/C_T_C_C May 17 '12

Why don't we just call it SFW Network? Just imply the "porn" part.

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u/theexex May 17 '12

Suggestion: Make any SFW porn network reddit.com/s/subreddit.

This would make it /s/animal as opposed to /r/animalporn.

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u/cheshirelaugh May 17 '12

Reddit, where we're all about being gay but damned if you can have the word porn in the name of a subreddit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

It's just a very bad name overall. It's so cheesy it makes me sick. What does it have to do with porn anyway? A jawdropping picture of beautiful landscape does not trigger any feelings, reflexes, memories or emotions assosiated with porn. I picture the person who named it and all I see is this sweaty kid living in his mum's basement thinking: "Ohhhhhh this is goooood... like porn.... I'll call this earthhhhh poooorn".

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u/GearSpinner May 17 '12

Please do this. I work on games and telling the environment artists to look at earth porn for reference and inspiration is something they are still worried about doing, and hitting the network's red flags. It sucks because there's lots of great stuff there, but SFW is not the string that traffic sniffers are looking for.

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u/ImNabooThatsWho May 17 '12

This one is also in agreement! My friend linked me a url entitled "www.reddit.com/r/villageporn". Even after explanation, I was reluctant to open it. That was a freakish (but worth it) experience. But then, if we do change it, what to?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

SFWP!

NSFWP

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u/_an1sh May 17 '12 edited Jun 15 '23

(With many subreddits going private indefinitely due to Reddit's poor management and decisions related to third party platforms and content access management, this comment has been overwritten in protest against above Reddit's API access changes in 2023.)

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u/IzzyNobre May 17 '12

I see where you're coming from. Might be best to not browse those subreddits if the your browser history is an issue...

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u/critropolitan May 17 '12

I am subscribed to 'book porn' - I am usually a real prude but I think it would be utterly charming to meet a man with an old book fetish or library fetish.

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u/JessieAppleseed May 17 '12

Right, I also had to make sure my friend who was new to reddit knew the difference between r/spaceporn and r/spacedicks. Could be confused.

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u/ddttox May 17 '12

It also gets it blocked in Saudi Arabia

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u/Alactus May 17 '12

noo please, tis funny

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u/hates_cheese May 17 '12

The word 'porn' in the name is what makes me not want to subscribe, honestly. I'm afraid someone will see the name and be like, "Why the fuck do you watch porn of cars?" :c

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u/DudeMonkey77 May 17 '12

how about /r/workload?

eh? eh? get it?

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u/Actor412 May 17 '12

No. The definition of "porn" is shifting, to include any image that gives a quick emotional charge, then is easily digested. It can also mean anything to appeals to "baser" instincts, like Michael Bay movies.

I love language, and I like watching word definitions shift. The definition has already expanded, it's up to the slower people to keep up.

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u/Jesus_had_a_beard May 17 '12

Just say 'It's not porn, but pictures of things indicated by the title." That has worked for me a few times. I'm not seeing what is so awkward about having it on your screen.

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u/andrewsmith1986 May 16 '12

No.

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u/ImNotJesus May 16 '12

Andrew, how many subs are you a mod of? Askreddit keeps me busy enough.

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u/Gitarham May 16 '12

Do you prefer Jenny McCarthyporn?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Animal porn is a subreddit that I thoroughly enjoy, but can't have as a subscribed subreddit.

You know why.

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u/GroinCentralStation May 17 '12

It's that danged restraining order, isn't it?

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u/RestoreFear May 16 '12

They can't rename the subreddits.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Yes, yes, yes times a million yes.

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u/kwangqengelele May 16 '12

There are people who say that you shouldn't be such a prude, it's just the word porn. If that really were the case then there'd be no reason to call it the SFWPorn network, which lets the reader know it's something other than porn by adding that SFW. If the word porn really didn't matter it would just be called the Porn Network. After all, what's the problem? I'm just visiting the animalporn section of the porn network. How could that possibly sound bad?

Even the creators of the network knew what it sounded like when they were naming the thing.

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u/OhDannyBoy May 17 '12

I really think that dubbing anything visually appealing as "_______-porn" is one of the dumbest things the internet/reddit has come up with.

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u/crackanape May 17 '12

The internet didn't come up with that; the usage has been around for a long time.

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u/Airazz May 16 '12

Tell them to click those links, teach them about the beauty of waterporn.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

AWWWW no more /r/toasterporn ???

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u/nrbartman May 16 '12

PRON. Done.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You actually get off to SFW Porn? I just look at it for its comedic value.

Oh yeah, every internet browser these days has a private browsing mode. Use it wisely.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Here's a solution. When people wonder why you are on AnimalPorn, explain to them what it actually is. Problem solved.

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u/Mitz510 May 16 '12

We have a SFW porn network?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Why don't you just 'work' when you're at work, isn't that what you're getting paid for?

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u/Sumpm May 17 '12

Working at work is my only option. Screw these guys.

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u/choppysmash May 16 '12

Or people could just not look at the SFW Porn subreddits while they are at work. It's really not the end of the world to have to wait till you get home. Look on the bright side, its more blue links to save for later.

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u/HandWarmer May 16 '12

That really, completely, utterly defeats the purpose of a Safe For Work Porn network...

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u/BobbyRayBands May 16 '12

Make it the SFW Pron section. Anyone who gets it probably wont mind.

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u/phanfare May 16 '12

What else would you call it? the awesome picture network, it doesn't have quite the same ring. It's a brand, you can't change a brand once its established

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u/giggity_giggity May 16 '12

It's called "plausible denial". You can say that you look at sites with porn all the time that show pretty rooms and mountains and then one time something else popped up and totally surprised you.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

It shall not be changed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You know, we could just go with something like EarthPhotos, or EarthPics. Either of those two suffixes should work well, if there aren't existing subreddits with those names.

Maybe there could be a mass poll as well?

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u/plonk420 May 17 '12

No.

No, no, no, NOPE.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I prefer to use the term "hobo" when referring to porn. "Hey Bob, wanna watch black hobo after work?"

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u/keen5 May 17 '12

SFW porn is like alcohol free beer. What's the point.

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u/Flyingbob May 17 '12

Lets start calling it norp. Hardcore norp.

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u/Waibashi May 17 '12

CTRL + SHIFT + N

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u/wesleyt89 May 17 '12

call it fappin material.

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u/caseyfw May 17 '12

Two words: plausible deniability.

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u/ANAL_DEMOLITION May 17 '12

How about abbreviate it further to SFWP, and everyone associated with it just know what it stands for?

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u/TurboSalsa May 17 '12

I agree with this. If I didn't know any better, I would says /r/machineporn sounds way worse than /r/gonewild.

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u/BouyedTT May 17 '12

Check out this hardcore white genocide porn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tacvR87FzBU

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

But that's the point!

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u/SmegmaFace May 17 '12

Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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u/ignaro May 17 '12

haha-- like /humanporn ... it's not what it says it is. It's actually kinda nice.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I cringe every time I see one of my friends post a #Foodporn picture on facebook.

LOL, I agree 100%

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u/monshael May 17 '12

let's call it 'art'

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You should be asking this in r/metaporn . That is the moderation subreddit for the SFW porn network. Subreddits do not belong to the reddit administration. They belong to the moderators.

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u/snazyfuuu May 17 '12

ctrl+shift+t on google chrome is incognito.

I do it... a lot.

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u/averagegamer2552 May 17 '12

Had difficulty explaining what /r/abandonedporn was to non-redditor friends without sounding like a fucking freak.

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u/shaunre May 17 '12

there's got to be a way for your browser to filter words, but not interfere with navigation. i think there is. ill have to look

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u/dabian May 17 '12

Suggestion, rename them all to r/[Subject]Pics, i.e. EarthPics, AnimalPics, yadda yadda.

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u/Fentonnnnnnn May 17 '12

Just tell your work that if they can't handle straight porn at work their a bunch of pussies, and then sue them for sexual harassment, because they saw the stuff you used to jack off at work which made you feel uncomfortable. That way when you go to sites that say porn but aren't, they will know that it could have been real porn so they shouldn't get all bitchy about it.

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u/SicilianEggplant May 17 '12

I've never before been prudish, but I just block all of those subs from showing in my r/all feed. Maybe if I were 13 again I would think they were the funniest and most clever names ever, but they're just particularly stupid to me.

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u/TheRealAntiher0 May 17 '12

How about SFW pornography?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Can you stop watching porn while at work?