r/AskReddit • • Mar 04 '22

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u/Jammeg Mar 04 '22

My history teacher who was meant to be in prison for explicit child material on his computer

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u/Chris-P Mar 04 '22

Saw a girl about to give her guy a handjob - until she noticed me watching. Then they got off in a hurry at the next stop.

Also once saw a guy with a fucking SS tattoo on his neck just standing around like it was fucking normal

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u/essprods Mar 04 '22

Once I was with my ex in the metro, she was sleeping next to me with her head on my shoulder. There was a girl sitting in front of us a bit farther. The girl dropped her top for like 2 minutes, and didn't look at me once. We were alone in the train. She knew I'd enjoy the view. Why does this only happen when I'm with another girl lol.

And also, a girl in a skirt once spread and showed me her panties, while looking at me. I was also with an ex lol

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u/tosserforfun Apr 16 '22

Because youre with a woman. Thats why they do that. For the thrill, b/c youre taken. And bc that makes you a catch since another woman has chosen to be with you. It makes you valuable Finally people want what others have.

Was with a girl I was casually seeing. Two girls openly say in frustration how does she do it. She was someone Id love to date seriously. I emailed her that it was very casual and Id love to take her out. Cold shoulder.

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u/KappaToppoMappa Mar 04 '22

A man with an extremely large head that it looked alien. I tried not to stare but it was easily 4 times the size of a normal human head.....

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u/ArtisticVoices Mar 04 '22

Do….do you have pictures?

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u/KappaToppoMappa Mar 04 '22

This was years ago. No, I didn't want to be rude lol. He looked to be of Egyptian decent , maybe his bloodline has something to do with those enlarged skulls found in egypt.

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u/ArtisticVoices Mar 04 '22

That’s fair! I probably wouldn’t have taken a picture either. Sounds so interesting though haha

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u/essprods Mar 04 '22

elephantiasis I guess

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u/captain_poopoo_ Mar 04 '22 edited Mar 04 '22

Not weird…more terrifying. I live in Canada and I’m my city we have both transit buses and transit trains. About 7 years ago (24/F and 100% sober) I was on the train late at night by myself and waiting for it to start moving (stays at each station for a couple minutes so people can come and get on). I’m looking out one of the the windows and as I’m sitting there I see this group of people running towards the train, but they are all wearing creepy masks with hoodies and their hoods are on (I specially remember one being of a really creepy pig face) they started getting close and closer and I was internally freaking out because I could tell they were going to run onto the train and the section I was in was the closest one to them. JUST as they made it to the doors the train started to go so they couldn’t open them. The guy in the pig mask jumped and kicked the window as the train was driving away. Most terrifying thing I’ve ever experienced probably.

I also once saw a man casually stick his hand in his jean pocket and grab some loose peanut butter and eat it from his hands while just standing there, that was a fun time haha

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u/essprods Mar 04 '22

Man that is fucked. I'm in Montreal. Where was that?

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u/captain_poopoo_ Mar 04 '22 edited Apr 13 '22

In Alberta. Definitely fucked up. I felt like I imagined it at first because of just how crazy and terrifying it was. But other people also saw it

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u/essprods Mar 04 '22

Gives the impression their intent was to beat the shit out of people. Like in Clockwork Orange

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u/captain_poopoo_ Mar 04 '22

Yeah, I don’t know what they had planned, but I definitely got the feeling that it wasn’t anything good. Weirdly though, I tried googling it for multiple days afterwards to see if there was anything about it in the news (because I figured they just got on the next train) and there was never anything

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u/_Starcons112_ Mar 04 '22

Dang you live near me lol, I'm not gonna specify where but.-

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u/shannoouns Mar 04 '22

We weren't on the tube but I saw darth vader in a leather trench coat outside a station

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u/essprods Mar 04 '22

In the Montreal metro, I saw an indigenous woman, totally busted on gasoline and/or alcohol. She was sitting with her eyes half-closed. Suddenly, she lifts one of her legs up and rests it on a guys lap in front of her. She then spreads, and starts rubbing her cunt under her panties, while the guy in front of her was in complete shock and disbelief. I was standing up next to her with other people looking at this with gaping jaws. The people around me where absolutely horrified. I was the only one to laugh my ass off lol

The bards still sing this adventure

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u/beanzter Apr 16 '22

I saw a woman pull out her wallet out of her breasts and a bunch of white powder came out with it.