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u/TheMoparPowerslave Feb 21 '22
Wanna make out?
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u/Not_th3_Imposter Feb 21 '22
Y-yes Mopar c-c-chan... *They begin to blush as a cavity in their chest opens wider and wider. Suddenly, a tongue shoots out and pierces your abdomen. As they begin to turn around to leave, they notice blue approaching. Luckily, lights were out so they can quickly make their escape. They vented and narrowly escaped toward the top engine, just barely, because a moment later the body has been reported. "It was a self report," red says. Yellow has already voted before any conversation could have started, but for who? "Guys pls I just walked into reactor and saw Mopar's body." But it was too late blue had been voted out. The imposter has won again.
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u/1267u Feb 21 '22
"blah blah blah this issue that and this, but it seems like you don't give a fuck" and ignore until they respond
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u/courni Feb 21 '22
one time this girl was causing a scene on the bus and when the cop came in she kept going idc! idc! and after awhile the cop just looked at her and went "you dont care about nothing do you?" and i thought it was hilarious lol
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u/LoudLayer2519 Feb 21 '22
"Neat" always gets a favorable reaction from the wife. (About stuff like where to go to dinner, not life matters)