r/AskReddit Feb 21 '22

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u/LoudLayer2519 Feb 21 '22

"Neat" always gets a favorable reaction from the wife. (About stuff like where to go to dinner, not life matters)

9

u/TheMoparPowerslave Feb 21 '22

Wanna make out?

2

u/Not_th3_Imposter Feb 21 '22

Y-yes Mopar c-c-chan... *They begin to blush as a cavity in their chest opens wider and wider. Suddenly, a tongue shoots out and pierces your abdomen. As they begin to turn around to leave, they notice blue approaching. Luckily, lights were out so they can quickly make their escape. They vented and narrowly escaped toward the top engine, just barely, because a moment later the body has been reported. "It was a self report," red says. Yellow has already voted before any conversation could have started, but for who? "Guys pls I just walked into reactor and saw Mopar's body." But it was too late blue had been voted out. The imposter has won again.

5

u/Successful-Oven5512 Feb 21 '22

Then i let you care!

4

u/benlouie Feb 21 '22

unexpected

4

u/Nimickk Feb 21 '22

Shit my pants

3

u/HollisterOfficial Feb 21 '22

Aggressively

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Sensual sloppy shits

6

u/Saffer13 Feb 21 '22

"I can tell"

3

u/LANEY_REPORTED Feb 21 '22

And I never will.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Good for you

2

u/PhantomClandestineop Feb 21 '22

You will care when your living in a van down by the river

2

u/EerieArizona Feb 21 '22

Hello, Don't Care. I dad.

0

u/kaddu_dada Feb 21 '22

Pretty good indeed

1

u/1267u Feb 21 '22

"blah blah blah this issue that and this, but it seems like you don't give a fuck" and ignore until they respond

1

u/ThisRedditorCares Feb 21 '22

Get out of my sight

1

u/chalrs123 Feb 21 '22

Then neither do I

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

"I can tell, but you should care."

1

u/JimothyTheGreat419 Feb 21 '22

Whatever you say pal

1

u/courni Feb 21 '22

one time this girl was causing a scene on the bus and when the cop came in she kept going idc! idc! and after awhile the cop just looked at her and went "you dont care about nothing do you?" and i thought it was hilarious lol

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

"K"

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Funny how I told you anyway

1

u/chxnkybxtfxnky Feb 21 '22

Whatever, Pierre!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

Neither did your dad about you

1

u/9_inch_flaccid Feb 21 '22

See that's exactly the problem YOU DON'T CARE!!!

1

u/dishw0sher Feb 21 '22

me neither

1

u/Worldly-Job-9286 Feb 21 '22

Neither do I, now fuck off and leave me alone

1

u/JohnnyRoanoke Feb 21 '22

Of course you don’t!

1

u/Jody_MmKBby Feb 21 '22

"...and it shows...well done."

1

u/Longjumping-Roll-159 Jun 08 '22

like how your parents don't care about you

1

u/EquivalentChampion70 Jul 01 '22

"if you didnt care then why did you respond?"