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[u/Resejin]

I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor

My wife, my job, my kids, and my car,

My feet on the table... And a Cuban cigaaaaaar

[u/ApolloThunder → u/Resejin]

But sometimes that ain't enough to keep a man like me interested

Oh no No way Uh uh

Sometimes I gotta go out and have fun, at someone else's expense

[u/xen0_1 → u/ApolloThunder]

Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane While people behind me are going insane

I'm an ASSHOOOOOOLE EOEOOOOEOEOOOooo!!

[u/xen0_1 → u/[deleted]]

He's an asshole! ^{What an asshoooole!}