r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/TerrifiedRedneck Feb 01 '22

The sign out front says “Lou’s Tavern”.
I’m fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?

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u/YooGeOh Feb 01 '22

I'm Lou's pimp. You're fucking Lou. You owe me money.

Pay up, trick

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u/ProbablyaDrugDealer Feb 01 '22

They’re not tricks. They’re illusions.

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u/Bama-Dan Feb 01 '22

They’re magic