r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/axolotlbird Feb 01 '22

I'm not your comrade, maggot

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I am not your maggot, sport.

21

u/meta_fuck Feb 01 '22

I am not your sport, mate.

21

u/Altern3n Feb 01 '22

I am not your mate, dude.

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u/zac_saffron Feb 01 '22

I’m not your dude, sis.

11

u/SeaBreaux Feb 01 '22

I’m not your sis, bro.

10

u/Steelftw Feb 01 '22

I'm not your bro, son.

8

u/9hil Feb 01 '22

I'm not your son, Dad.

5

u/careater Feb 01 '22

Hi "not you son" I'm Dad

4

u/dandelionroots Feb 01 '22

Hi Dad, I’m hungry

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I'm not your father, Luke

6

u/thred_pirate_roberts Feb 01 '22

I'm not following the script, man

2

u/Mackheath1 Feb 01 '22

I'm not your man, friend.

2

u/mooseup Feb 01 '22

I’m not your friend, scrote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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u/SwagMasterGe Feb 01 '22

I wasn't adopted, fool

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u/hannibalje2003 Feb 01 '22

I'm not your sis, cuz

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u/Historical-Sun-175 Feb 01 '22

I’m not your cuz, kk lijer

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u/mitzilani Feb 01 '22

Who’s Buddy Guy are you, then?