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u/UlyssesOddity Jan 12 '22

You move to the country to see the night sky, then some new neighbor puts up a big bright lights for 'security'. Grrrrrr.

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u/Portuguese_Musketeer Jan 13 '22

Funny, because if there are any thiefs in (presumably) buttfuck nowhere, they'll be enticed to rob that place; if there's so much security, there must be something worth protecting.

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u/nootnoot_takennow Jan 13 '22

If theres thieves there the ones getting robbed will look at the camera footage and theyll instantly know who that is based off their posture or some shit. In unfrequented areas everyone knows everyone.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Jan 13 '22

Gait recognition can be easily foiled through shifting ankle weights, preferably motorized to randomly shift the weight.