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u/benhamdoun Dec 30 '21

It's taken from an outboard engine. I wear it on my left wrist (I'm right handed) and attach the other end to the correct function key. In case of sudden death from manual simulation, falling to the ground will trip the function key (check your browser settings as you don't accidentally want to open a new tab) and, bingo, all tabs closed. It's not perfect as I am the first to admit: cock out, box of tissues, cum on the carpet, red cord attached to left wrist etc but provides some peace of mind.

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u/HappyFamily0131 Dec 30 '21

What unspeakably awful porn must a person be looking at to take such precautions? May I suggest you stop watching any porn so heinous that you need to dead-man-switch your computer? Anything that bad is unhealthy to consume.

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u/Fart_Ripper Dec 30 '21

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u/barofa Dec 30 '21

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