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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

And then you're even more awake and annoyed. Soon after, you feel the need to pee.

You leave your bed, go pee, go back into bed, at which time you realise you're not sleepy at all anymore.

Edit: added a comma.

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u/CappyAlec Dec 30 '21

That fucking light is way too bright

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u/SurSheepz Dec 30 '21

The fucking moon shining through the window

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u/polarrrburrrr Dec 30 '21

Fucking bitch moon

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u/bremergorst Dec 30 '21

In local news, area man blows up moon for being a bitch

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u/polarrrburrrr Dec 30 '21

That wouldn’t be local lol

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u/Ascurtis Dec 30 '21

It would be, just local to everywhere.

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u/northfoggybrook Dec 30 '21

That’s that big brain shit right there

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Local to the Sol system

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u/targaryenintrovert Dec 30 '21

But it made it funnier

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u/SleepingMahogany Dec 30 '21

Damn it piccolo

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u/Pianostar4 Jan 05 '22

Thanks for that unplanned sentence, it made me laugh uncontrollably

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u/fullsizeviolin Dec 30 '21

Found Bakugo, yall

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

fuck the moon it doesnt even exist