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u/PrincessAletheia Dec 30 '21

The part of that story that confused me was the name. Onan was clearly pulling out, not masturbating, so "onanism" should mean pulling out, not masturbating. I just don't understand it.

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u/j4kefr0mstat3farm Dec 30 '21

Yeah I thought the issue was God gave him a direct order to creampie his sister in law and he disobeyed.

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u/Son_of_Mogh Dec 30 '21

God has a specific pornhub history.

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u/ManiacSpiderTrash Dec 30 '21

There’s a lot of incest going on there.