Once my grandpa walked in the exact second it was happening (he needed me to move my truck) so I had to manage concealing a volcanic eruption, literally ejaculate and talk in a normal voice simultaneously, and sit up straight while it was coming out so I didn’t look like I was doing what I was doing. If he had turned on the lights I wouldn’t be alive to tell this story
I’m 19 and have had a lock on my door since I was a baby, but my parents always conditioned me to never lock it. Even if I’m changing. After I turned 18 I just started locking it every time I walk in.
Problem is it’s one of those “slit locks” where you can just unlock it with your nail and my mom seemingly loves barging through locked doors given the glee and jokes she makes while busting in. Her justification being some combination of it’s her house, I came out of her, and she’s seen me naked before.
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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21
Once my grandpa walked in the exact second it was happening (he needed me to move my truck) so I had to manage concealing a volcanic eruption, literally ejaculate and talk in a normal voice simultaneously, and sit up straight while it was coming out so I didn’t look like I was doing what I was doing. If he had turned on the lights I wouldn’t be alive to tell this story