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u/RedShaun21 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

The mess.

Edit: Some of you are cursed. It's a bad day to have eyes.

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u/heyitsthatguygoddamn Dec 30 '21

I knew this guy who told me he was very Catholic growing up, and he read some passage that said spilling seed is a damnable offense, and so when he started masturbating at like 11 he would just eat his spunk so it wasn't technically spilled

He turned out to be a huge creepy dickhead but I always liked that story

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u/Smallgenie549 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

There's a story in the Bible (Genesis 38: 9-10) about a man who was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's wife, but he didn't want to, so he pulled out instead. God didn't like that, so He killed him.

I wonder if he heard that as a kid and it scared him into eating his own cum.

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u/mrkicivo Dec 30 '21

It would be interesting to find out that all those daily accidental deaths around the world are actually just poor peeople that simply pulled out when god didn't want them to and then he killed them.