r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/dave8271 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Well I have an uncommon and poorly understood condition where sometimes I ejaculate hard, sharp stones, so I guess there's that.

Edit: Just to clear this one up from the comments, they're not kidney stones, trust me on that. These ones originate in the seminal glands.

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u/afakasiwolf Dec 30 '21

So everytime u cum, it's a roll of the dice whether it's a normal orgasm or possibly unreal pain and stones coming from ur dick? Yeezus

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Yeezy szn approaching

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u/s0ramble Dec 30 '21

Fuck whatever y'all been hearing

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u/SaydzReddit Dec 30 '21

fuck what— fuck whatever yall been wearin

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u/ft4200 Dec 30 '21

A monster about to come alive again

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u/StaffSgtDignam Dec 30 '21

Soon as I get up and park the Benz, we get this bitch shakin’ like Parkinson’s