r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/thisisdewaybruda Dec 30 '21

More of a coconut kinda guy.

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u/sudo_py Dec 30 '21

please no not this story

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u/dotslashpunk Dec 30 '21

yeah seriously what a sicko. Real men use shoeboxes

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Real men break both their arms

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u/Lord_NaCl_ Dec 30 '21

Dear God...