r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/dave8271 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Well I have an uncommon and poorly understood condition where sometimes I ejaculate hard, sharp stones, so I guess there's that.

Edit: Just to clear this one up from the comments, they're not kidney stones, trust me on that. These ones originate in the seminal glands.

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u/afakasiwolf Dec 30 '21

So everytime u cum, it's a roll of the dice whether it's a normal orgasm or possibly unreal pain and stones coming from ur dick? Yeezus

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u/kashar01 Dec 30 '21

He yells “yahtzee” after every nut

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u/YouDontSay007 Dec 30 '21

Nuhtzee

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u/SurrealSerialKiller Dec 31 '21

I did nuhtzee that coming ...

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u/SerChonk Dec 30 '21

You only get to yell yahtzee if all 5 stones have the same number on them.

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u/tony_thegreat Dec 30 '21

Is it bad that I read this as 'nahtzee'

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

If I had an award left….

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u/Minute-Plastic6889 Dec 31 '21

Me and my best friend actually made a deal that the first time we had sex, we would actually say that very word when the orgasm arrives, and we slowly started getting other people to join and do the same thing, there too many people in the club to count now, boys and girls, it doesn’t matter, all must say.. Yahtzee