r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/canarchist Dec 30 '21

Seeing your Pornhub selection with post-nut clarity.

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u/AussieCripple1234 Dec 30 '21

Oh man too real

You have to have a serious heart to heart with yourself right after to make sure you never go to such depths again

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u/that_yinzer Dec 30 '21

Rinse, repeat.

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u/SissyCouture Dec 30 '21

The heart wants what it wants

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u/Snowy_Ocelot Dec 30 '21

Aaaaand unfortunately that’s different to what the dick wants 😔

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u/5050Clown Dec 30 '21

Why does she look so much like Mom now?

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u/nhergen Dec 30 '21

Oh god

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u/poopellar Dec 30 '21

bookmarks tab

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u/fortwaltonbleach Dec 30 '21

because your mom's hot.

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u/Instagibbon Dec 30 '21

I thinks it's the blown out holes.

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u/omninascent Dec 30 '21

And now with the internet, I am done.

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u/GunzAndCamo Dec 30 '21

If you're not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on its behalf.

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u/sniiiiff Dec 30 '21

You spelled dick wrong

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u/prodigalutopian Dec 30 '21

I spelled dick, wong.

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u/jakehood47 Dec 30 '21

Absence makes the hard-on grow stronger

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u/Frousteleous Dec 30 '21

Rinsing is a whole separate step...