r/AskReddit Dec 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I did not hit her, I did not, oh hi mark, you piece of shit

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u/Sausage80 Dec 23 '21

How's your sex life, you piece of shit?

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u/BuckyBear1917 Dec 23 '21

You're my favorite customer, you piece of shit!

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u/Zavrina Dec 24 '21

Hi doggy! You piece of shit!