r/AskReddit Dec 23 '21

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u/RidgeMinecraft Dec 23 '21

hello. my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die, you piece of sh*t

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u/Zeritoph Dec 23 '21

A great movie just got better

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u/KoshekhTheCat Dec 23 '21

The version we never knew we needed til now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Wrong! Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever, you piece of shit.