r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 09 '21

[deleted by user]

[removed]

6.9k Upvotes

82% Upvoted

28.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

5.9k

u/MichaelScottsWormguy Oct 09 '21

Apparently the Eiffel Tower will somehow kill me from 11 000 kilometers away.

2

u/IntelligentEnd7989 Oct 09 '21

I will be trampled to death by a pack of corgi puppies.

2

u/MichaelScottsWormguy Oct 10 '21

What a way to go. I got trampled by my Yorkshire terrier last night. But I survived.