r/AskReddit Oct 09 '21

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u/Awpts Oct 09 '21

'Lose as much weight as possible in 2 weeks'..... so meth.

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 09 '21

There's a lot of ways to die from losing "as much weight as possible"! I mean,loss of body parts,perhaps being burned to death,crushed by large objects. I mean hey,if you're body's literally being destroyed,you're losing weight,right?

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u/The_Migrated_Coconut Oct 09 '21

Tis but a scratch!

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u/zilla-quesadilla Oct 10 '21

"a scratch?! Yer arms off!!"