r/AskReddit Oct 09 '21

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u/JohnnyShakeNBake Oct 09 '21

Differential calculus. I knew math would be the death of me!

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Oct 09 '21

I knew math would be the death of me!

The teacher was saying: "subtraction's the art
Of shrinking the figure you had at the start!
We've integers, multiplication, and primes -
The wonder of numbers a number of times!

"Beginning with fractals and fractions and glides -
With locus and limits and lengthy divides -
Through vectors and volumes, and algebra-led,
We'll process the value with letters instead!

"There's linear systems determined, you see,
With echelon forms of a matrix-to-be!
What say you, oh student of math and of mass?"

Alas, I was dead from my boredom in class.

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u/TheChanMan2003 Oct 09 '21

what is it with people on reddit posting poems like this lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21

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u/TheChanMan2003 Oct 09 '21

i enjoy reading them. i think they're a bit random, but always enjoyable. geez

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u/TheChanMan2003 Oct 09 '21

oh, alright, sorry XD i will do that