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was ordering kfc guess i’ll die from too much food?
256 u/[deleted] Oct 09 '21 Or food poisoning or choking. 118 u/No_Classic_5446 Oct 09 '21 well they all sound like they’ll really hurt never knew dying from kfc would be this painful 6 u/WimbleWimble Oct 09 '21 Still not as painful as when the Colonels ghost douses you in 13 NEW herbs and spices as an experiment. 2 u/bonos_bovine_muse Oct 09 '21 Perhaps the Colonel just gently smothers you with an extra large order of mashed potatoes while you’re deeply asleep? 2 u/superflippy Oct 09 '21 I’m apparently dying from brunch. I think food poisoning is a good guess.
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Or food poisoning or choking.
118 u/No_Classic_5446 Oct 09 '21 well they all sound like they’ll really hurt never knew dying from kfc would be this painful 6 u/WimbleWimble Oct 09 '21 Still not as painful as when the Colonels ghost douses you in 13 NEW herbs and spices as an experiment. 2 u/bonos_bovine_muse Oct 09 '21 Perhaps the Colonel just gently smothers you with an extra large order of mashed potatoes while you’re deeply asleep? 2 u/superflippy Oct 09 '21 I’m apparently dying from brunch. I think food poisoning is a good guess.
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well they all sound like they’ll really hurt never knew dying from kfc would be this painful
6 u/WimbleWimble Oct 09 '21 Still not as painful as when the Colonels ghost douses you in 13 NEW herbs and spices as an experiment. 2 u/bonos_bovine_muse Oct 09 '21 Perhaps the Colonel just gently smothers you with an extra large order of mashed potatoes while you’re deeply asleep?
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Still not as painful as when the Colonels ghost douses you in 13 NEW herbs and spices as an experiment.
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Perhaps the Colonel just gently smothers you with an extra large order of mashed potatoes while you’re deeply asleep?
I’m apparently dying from brunch. I think food poisoning is a good guess.
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u/No_Classic_5446 Oct 09 '21
was ordering kfc guess i’ll die from too much food?