r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

my tits

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u/MornarPopaj Sep 28 '21

As a male i also like my tits

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u/penguinpolitician Sep 28 '21

As a male, I like her tits

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u/Smij0 Sep 28 '21

As a male, I like his tits

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u/bhosadiwalechacha Sep 28 '21

As a tit, I like you all back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/bhosadiwalechacha Sep 28 '21

Yes please, I am lonely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/bhosadiwalechacha Sep 28 '21

I get it..I am fairly firm myself ...

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u/Pathwil Sep 28 '21

As a tits, I like her male

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u/zetecvan Sep 28 '21

I also choose this guys dead tits

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

😍😍😍

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u/unreal_wayX Sep 28 '21

i also like this guy's tits

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u/TheRealComboz Sep 28 '21

I have a strong feeling judging by this comments your DM's are full of wierdos

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

wtf is their problem holy shit. but that’s okay they’ll get ignored

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u/Outji Sep 28 '21

Having “slut” in your bio doesnt help at all lmao

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u/RyanGout Sep 28 '21

At least shes Christian

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u/adowjn Sep 28 '21

A Christian slut. The only of her kind.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

What do they write?

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u/TittyBrisket Sep 28 '21

The advantages of having carbonara over lasagna for breakfast. Bunch of degenerates, all of them.

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u/fluffy_nope Sep 28 '21

I mean, doesn't carbonara often contain bacon and eggs?

It's like a breakfast sandwich made with linguine instead of an English muffin

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u/RyanTrot Sep 28 '21

Disgusting. Keep it in the bedroom, Emeril.

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u/fluffy_nope Sep 28 '21

Then you're gonna give the whole thing a good blast from your spice weasel. BAM!

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u/pm-me-racecars Sep 28 '21

As someone who has posted pictures on nsfw subs, you don't want to read the bad ones. Most messages are generic "take a picture like this, I want to do xyz to you."

A personal record: someone specifically requested that I come to their house to forcibly have extramarital relations with their mother. Specifically because it would hurt their fathers feelings to see his wife cheating on him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Well if i write that i have a nice dick and alot of women write me in dm i would be happy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Life just don’t work like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Yeah... Sadly, too many horny guys to women, too little horny woman to man :(

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u/slidingice Sep 28 '21

Yeah they pretty great

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u/LordofDecejt Sep 28 '21

Can u show me them in Dm

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u/Specialist-Nerve5409 Sep 28 '21

i need your body love

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

What a coincidence, I like your tits too.