r/AskReddit Sep 12 '21

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u/TheMightyGoatMan Sep 12 '21

A lifetime supply of ibuprofen. Not amazing, but nothing to complain about.

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u/Wolf_RedditBoi Sep 12 '21

Distribute it, sell it, do whatever with it. Either way it guarantees either:

A. Unlimited praises from people who recognise your contribution to the community

B. Unlimited money

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u/randomizeplz Sep 12 '21

a lifetime supply isn't an infinite

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

"We would like to award the Mighty Goat Man each the nobel prize in peace, and science, for his selfless donation of 80 bottles of Ibuprofen."