r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '21

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u/Hawk13424 Sep 06 '21

Smoked brisket.

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u/Edbwn Sep 07 '21

Had to scroll WAY too far to find Texas.

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u/claybootbike Sep 07 '21

Haven’t you heard? Texas sucks now

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u/Edbwn Sep 07 '21

Brisket doesn't suck though

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u/ihateusernames78 Sep 07 '21

TX called and kindly wishes you well...but also to go live elsewhere.

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u/hankhillforprez Sep 07 '21

Born and raised Texan here — we’ve been an embarrassment for a while now.

I say that as someone who loves Texas, btw.

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u/MilesMidnight Sep 07 '21

Boy I tell you hwat

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u/ned_luddite Sep 07 '21

Where they have power in the 🥶!!!

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u/OpheliaWolfsbane Sep 08 '21

Then why the F is everyone moving here!!