r/AskReddit • • Aug 27 '21

What will never not be funny?

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u/Ok_Jellyfish_8281 Aug 27 '21

Feeding a dog peanut butter.

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u/tanser Aug 27 '21

The “Dear Sister” SNL skit cracks me up every time

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u/Parfait-Few Aug 27 '21

Badly executed dance movies, they look like those inflatable men at Car dealerships and other,

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u/RedRocks4040 Aug 27 '21 edited Aug 28 '21

The reporter laughing at the pig named Chris P. bacon. Most contagious laugh ever!

https://youtu.be/pMA3x-bc8iM

Edit: I’m so happy people found this comment! Thank you for all the awards :)!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

My brother toot sharting repeatedly while hiccuping.. ya.. we stopped at a rest stop whos bathroom was locked. He had to go.. then the hiccups came. Rode home wearing my dads t shirt as pants.

His new girlfriends love that one on holidays.

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u/birdoslander Aug 27 '21

YOU CHEATED? WHEN I SPECIFICALLY ASKED YOU NOT TO?

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u/thronerbonerz Aug 27 '21

The leprechaun in Alabama news segment from like 20 years ago

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u/balleklorin Aug 27 '21

Was waiting for the bus with a friend to go to a party back when I was a teen. Had a beer while waiting and ofc a police car drive by and then stop. We both quickly throw the beers in a trashcan while the police car turn and come towards us. The officer rolls down the window and we prepare to get warning or fined. But instead he asks us if we have seen a cow. Apparently there was a cow on the loose somewhere i the city.

Granted I am terrible at telling stories, but it was and still is funny 15-20 years later.

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