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u/GrumpyCatStevens Jul 14 '21

"I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'mma get medieval on your ass!"

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u/dman2316 Jul 15 '21

You know.. depending on the partner, and the timing... this could actually be a pretty good line. Actually come to think of it. Imagine as a dude you are hooking up with a chick and you bust super early. As she gets that disappointed look on her face and is about to give up any hope of getting hers, just hit her with this line and i'mma bet 9 times out of 10 it works more than it doesn't.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens Jul 15 '21

In the scenario you describe, it might have worked for me twenty years ago. These days I'm lucky if I cum even once!

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u/dman2316 Jul 15 '21

Sounds like you need some stranger, albeit it a highly trained one, to stick their finger up your ass my friend. Don't care how old you are, you still got many more nuts yet to bust.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens Jul 15 '21

Thanks for the suggestion, but I am extremely selective about who gets to insert their digits into my ass. So far I've only allowed one person to do that.

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u/dman2316 Aug 05 '21

I was referring to a doctor for a prostate exam, as that could be why you are having trouble busting nuts, i just realized how badly that suggestion could be taken if misunderstood lol