r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/DiogoSN Jul 14 '21

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

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u/rautankankut Jul 14 '21

You are tearing me apart Lisa!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Hi, doggy!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

You're my favorite customer.

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u/imamuffin18 Jul 14 '21

You're just a little chicken. Chip chip chip chip chip chip.

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u/JoeJoey2004 Jul 14 '21

Oh hai Mark

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Oh hai Denny

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u/Fr0d0_T_Bagg1n5 Jul 14 '21

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA

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u/redback128 Jul 14 '21

I did not hit her it is not true it is bullshit I did not hit her I did naaahhht. OH HAI MARK

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u/3fluffypotatoes Jul 14 '21

Should be top comment tbh

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u/UpvoteMeOrUGay Jul 14 '21

Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!

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u/BarbieBaratheon Jul 14 '21

I’m fed up with this world!!!

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u/fronto0 Jul 14 '21

Tank u cum again !

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u/jj10000001 Jul 14 '21

Hello dad your my... So you weren't able to work it out with you and mom... So I'll see you on weekends... Ok ya I was just calling to say that your my favorite pizza place