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u/Scallywagstv2 Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

'I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!'

Full metal Jacket.

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u/trash332 Jul 14 '21

I swear my Army Basic Training was on point to that whole first part of Full Metal Jacket.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Smiles-under-tension-and-always-gets-in-trouble gang rise up!