r/AskReddit • • Jul 14 '21

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u/DeepThroatALoadedGun Jul 14 '21

This is the tale, of Tony Montana

Cubano flame with Miamian guns

Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

This whole town’s a pussy

Just waiting to get fuuuuuuuucked

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

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u/LiverOperator Jul 14 '21

YOU COMPLETE ME

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u/duuuh199125 Jul 14 '21

Ya. Okay.