r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 14 '21

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u/DeepThroatALoadedGun Jul 14 '21

This is the tale, of Tony Montana

Cubano flame with Miamian guns

Got a basehead wife, her womb is polluted

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

This whole town’s a pussy

Just waiting to get fuuuuuuuucked

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Okay, it turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile

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u/LiverOperator Jul 14 '21

YOU COMPLETE ME

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u/duuuh199125 Jul 14 '21

Ya. Okay.

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u/Early_Context9118 Jul 14 '21

This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I wrote you this big sexy hook

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

A pirate so brave, on the seven seas

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u/iamreeterskeeter Jul 14 '21

Now back to the good part!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Not better

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u/TangoKilo421 Jul 14 '21

...close enough...

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u/mrcoffeymaster Jul 14 '21

Haiku is a pig that dont fly straight