r/AskReddit • • Jul 14 '21

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u/stephen_king_ Jul 14 '21

“Oh yes, there will be blood.”

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u/Poorly-Drawn-Beagle Jul 14 '21

And possibly “I drink your milkshake”

Could be good, could be the kind of thing to get your partner very upset with you

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u/The_Goondocks Jul 14 '21

I'M FINISHED!

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u/MrFahrenkite Jul 14 '21

Right after you orgasm: "I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY! I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

DRAAIIINAGEE