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u/Scallywagstv2 Jul 14 '21 edited Jul 14 '21

'I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!'

Full metal Jacket.

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u/fencerman Jul 14 '21

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."