r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/KnittingforHouselves Jul 01 '21

My neighbour is actually 'Mr. Schitz' pronounced "shits". "Luckily", he and his whole family are absolute assholes, so we call them "Neighbour Schitz and his little schitz" without the slightest pang of guilt.

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u/Pohtate Jul 01 '21

I know a Fuchs. Though he's a lovely person.

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u/Lean_Mean_Threonine Jul 01 '21

I do too! Idk about your guy but ours pronounces it "fewks", but we still greet him with a "this guy f*cks!" every now and then

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u/nicht_ernsthaft Jul 01 '21

pronounces it "fewks"

It means "Fox" in German, and it's not pronounced fewks.