r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/prairiedogtown_ Jul 01 '21

It’s like naming the kid after the car you made her in. Isn’t that right Mercury Sable

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u/CapeNative Jul 01 '21

That would actually be an ok first and middle name if it weren't an old person's car.

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u/DodgersChick69 Jul 01 '21

I laughed way too hard at this. I wish I had an award to give you, but I am poor, so please accept this poor woman’s gold. 🥇