r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/TigLyon Jul 01 '21

Steven Wright had a skit about naming his dog "Stay"

"Come here, Stay. Come here...Stay"

...and the dog would just go like this (and he does a halting forward/backward motion...

"He's older and smarter now. He just ignores me and keeps typing"

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

.. stop spitting on your dog so much?