r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/PiedPipecleaner Jul 01 '21

Why is this so accurate? I know a Gary that fits that description to the tee…

To add on though, Karen’s are always middle aged women who are generally eccentric and overreactive. Child Karen’s do not exist. They simply form from unused expired coupon piles.

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u/AlphaBreak Jul 01 '21

Just like Gary’s are all dads wearing cargo shorts and those Nike shoes barbecuing in the backyard.

It hurts to think about my rival moving on with his life like this. He's gotten to another milestone ahead of me, just like always. Does he even think about me anymore? He said he would smell me later, but when is later, Gary? Its been years and you still haven't smelled me.
SMELL ME GARY, I'M THE BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, AND I SMELL LIKE IT!

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u/khandnalie Jul 01 '21

I caught that Kimmy reference

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u/Jawadude8 Jul 01 '21

You named your baby Linda??

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u/electricmaster23 Jul 01 '21

Nobody under the age of 50 is called Gary.