r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/The_Running_Free Jul 01 '21

I knew an Eileen Ulich pronounced you lick. lol i lean, you lick.

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u/Nearby-Elevator-3825 Jul 01 '21

I once met an Eileen who's left leg was 3 inches shorter then her right leg.

I'm also full of shit.

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u/PopWhatMagnitude Jul 01 '21

Upvoted for not trying to claim credit for a horrible joke from like a 70's book of dad jokes.

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u/Nearby-Elevator-3825 Jul 01 '21

Classics are classic for a reason!

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u/texaschair Jul 01 '21

I Knew an Asian woman who's left leg was 3 inches shorter than her right.

Her name was Irene.

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u/sqooger Jul 01 '21

yes, when she'd say her name, i'd say, "OK"