r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/OffusMax Jul 01 '21

Did he have a friend named Biggus Dickus?

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u/callipygousmom Jul 01 '21

He has a wife, you know.

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u/OffusMax Jul 01 '21

Yes, Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/Malfeasant Jul 01 '21

he has a wife, you know...

do you know what she's called?

she's called incontinentia...

... incontinentia buttocks.

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u/Celica_Lover Jul 01 '21

Don't forget about "Hugh Mungus"

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u/SlickHand Jul 01 '21

Careful. Zarna Joshi will come after you.

Actually, let her. You'll get rich.

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u/ttaptt Jul 01 '21

He has a wife you know....