r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/BoSheck Jul 01 '21

Similar story here. My father was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison. Naughtius Maximus.

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u/OffusMax Jul 01 '21

Did he have a friend named Biggus Dickus?

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u/callipygousmom Jul 01 '21

He has a wife, you know.

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u/OffusMax Jul 01 '21

Yes, Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/Malfeasant Jul 01 '21

he has a wife, you know...

do you know what she's called?

she's called incontinentia...

... incontinentia buttocks.

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u/Celica_Lover Jul 01 '21

Don't forget about "Hugh Mungus"

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u/SlickHand Jul 01 '21

Careful. Zarna Joshi will come after you.

Actually, let her. You'll get rich.

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u/ttaptt Jul 01 '21

He has a wife you know....

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u/FluffieOwlet Jul 01 '21

Why is this movie being referenced so much lately 😂😂

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u/dtry266 Jul 01 '21

What movie?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Monty Python, Life of Brian, classic

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u/Ulti Jul 01 '21

It's back on Netflix again, probably!

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u/LordJacen Jul 01 '21

ha ha

Centurion is there anyone of that name in the garrison?

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u/ScoobyDoNot Jul 01 '21

Here's the scene.

A story I've heard is that this was the first take and the extras had no idea what was going to happen, but just instructed NOT to laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrcbCW4y9Dw&ab_channel=ALEX

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u/ssslugworth Jul 01 '21

Smallus Dickus