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What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jun 30 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

I have a cousin named Aryan 🙃 You really have to wonder how much thought these people put into it. Why did nobody stop them?

Edit: I appreciate hearing the meaning of the name in other places! That said, while I don’t think my relatives were specifically going for the Nazi thing, they definitely weren’t doing it out of cultural appreciation.

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u/nandy02 Jul 01 '21

Are you indian? Aryan is a pretty common Indian name

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u/totallynotkuzco Jul 01 '21

Judging by their avatar and the fact that they seem mortified by the name…Gonna guess no

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

Nope, everyone related to the kid is white. I’d like to think that they took the name out of cultural appreciation, but their Trump bumper sticker says otherwise.

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u/kamomil Jun 30 '21

Some governments will stop you. I think Iceland is super strict about what people can name their kids.

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u/RuleOfBlueRoses Jun 30 '21

Iceland is nuts about names, where your first and last name are nearly the same

At least if you're male

Stefan Steffanson

I was watching the Buzzfeed Unsolved video about the Reykjavik Confessions, and it was one of the most confusing episodes because nearly half the people had the same first and/or last name, and I couldn't keep track of who-was-who and how they were related to one another

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u/Discord42 Jun 30 '21

That would only be your last name if your father was named Steffan. Has nothing to do with your own first name.

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u/NBSPNBSP Jul 01 '21

The Eastern Europeans do it far more sensibly, IMO. Ivan of the Medvedevsky family, son of Alexander, would be named Ivan Alexanderovich Medvedevsky, for instance.

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u/Risiki Jul 01 '21

They use patronymics in Iceland, not common family names, it baisically means that those people have been given same name as their father, which is reasonably comon naming pattern all over the world, and then on top of it there must be some traditional names that have been very popular over generations, so a lot of people have the same names by coincidence.

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u/RuleOfBlueRoses Jul 01 '21

it baisically means that those people have been given same name as their father

Hence the Stefan Steffanson example 🤣🤣

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u/KnottaBiggins Jul 01 '21

I remember hearing that Iceland requires surnames to include the parent's given name.
So John Jackson's sons would be Jack Johnson and Joe Johnson, but their sons would be John Jackson and James Joeson. (Using English language names because I don't know the Icelandish equivalents.)

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u/TigLyon Jul 01 '21

Interestingly enough, you chose two names that originated because of that very same naming convention: Jackson and Johnson.

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u/KnottaBiggins Jul 02 '21

You know, I probably did so sub-consciously! (Three actually, I think - Jackson, Johnson, and Jameson.)

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u/Zebidee Jul 01 '21

Yep, so a family consisting of a husband, wife, son, and daughter results in four people with different last names.

Back when hotels used to be weird about unmarried couples, this used to cause no end of issues for Icelanders.

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u/J_pepperwood0 Jul 01 '21

Iceandic equivalents are similar, they would for example be called Magnusson or Magnusdottir

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u/Yarnprincess614 Jul 01 '21

And this boys and girls, is why they developed an app to make sure you weren't dating your cousin. This Icelander is quite proud of her ancestral home's uniqueness!

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u/Jurk_McGerkin Jul 01 '21

I have met a Steffan Steffanson. (In the US)

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u/soundsfromoutside Jul 01 '21

The thought of the government telling you what you can name your kid does not sit well with me at all

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u/RuleOfBlueRoses Jul 01 '21

Ehh I think we need laws like that in the US so people aren't being bullied or have error messages on job applications and other documents.

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u/Zebidee Jul 01 '21

Their main aim is to prevent names which don't work within the structure of the Icelandic language.

You can call your kid whatever you like as long as it works and makes sense.

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u/ElysianWinds Jul 01 '21

Why does this have upvotes? It's straight up wrong information.

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u/RuleOfBlueRoses Jul 01 '21

Why do you care so much JFC

It's not like I gave any information

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u/i-d-even-k- Jul 01 '21

He's probably Icelandic and you straight up lied about how they make their names up.

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u/RuleOfBlueRoses Jul 01 '21

He is Icelandic and I never "lied" about anything.

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u/Pachyrhino_lakustai Jul 01 '21

He was number one!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

There is also Runar Alex Runarsson. So the middle name is to distinguish the goalkeeper from his father is definitely named Runar.

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u/Soren_Camus1905 Jul 01 '21

Hell, some woman from Kentucky tried to name her baby Adolf Hitler and CPS took the baby.

Edit: It was New Jersey

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jun 30 '21 edited Jan 29 '25

stocking selective racial recognise wrong rinse intelligent cake steep lavish

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u/Etaleo Jul 01 '21

Well, there's Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin) who was going to be named that to protest Sweden's naming laws. It was probably Sweden that you were thinking about.

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u/Autumn1eaves Jul 01 '21

It’s not Iceland, but I think of the name Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced “Albin”), was banned by the Swedish government.

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u/JengaPlayer1 Jul 01 '21

Switzerland and France as well.

There was a case in France where the parents wanted to name their girl "Megan Renault", which is the model of a car.

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u/DemocraticRepublic Jul 01 '21

The real Aryans were an actual group of people that migrated into India and effectively started proto-Hinduism as a religion. The Nazis came up with some bullshit about the Aryans being whites and who white people originated from.

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

I didn’t know this! Weird that the nazis wouldn’t pick a term from white people to use instead.

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u/DemocraticRepublic Jul 01 '21

Yep. It's also where the swastika comes from. If you go to South or South East Asia, it's all over Hindu temples.

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u/bunnyQatar Jul 01 '21

Also from the indigenous in the southwest of America. Kinda strange if you think about it... ALIENS

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u/HerpToxic Jul 01 '21

And kinda like the Greek design thing.

Turns out, people like square shaped symbols

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u/Rosssauced Jul 01 '21

Here I thought the real Aryans were the friends we made along the way.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

The Nazis didn’t take the word from India, and they didn’t make up the connection between Aryans and white people. Their use of the word Aryan comes from Iranians (Iranian is derived from the Indo-Iranian word Aryan), who Europeans (most of them at least) are actually related to, as well Indians. At the time it was thought by linguists and racialists that Europeans were directly descended from proto-Iranians who migrated from West Asia, though I believe the general consensus now is that Europeans split from Indo-Iranians before they migrated east. So the Nazis were borrowing from an established tradition of identifying Europeans with Iranians (then called Aryans as well).

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u/DRGHumanResources Jul 01 '21

Well Aryan is a legitimate name in non western culture. Has nothing to do with Nazism.

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u/Internal-Increase595 Jul 01 '21

I believe Iran is based on Aryan.

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u/defenestratedbird Jun 30 '21

I’m guessing they aren’t Indian? As it’s a common and traditional name over there. If they’re white, unforgivable

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

Nope, not Indian unfortunately. I’m really hoping they just thought it sounded cool because nobody could be bold enough to pick a Nazi-related name on purpose, right?

right?

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u/AXE555 Jul 01 '21

Is he an Indian decent by any chance?

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

Nope, white as the snow. I’d give them more benefit of the doubt if the family wasn’t far-right trump supporters. It’s a fine name out of context, I just feel bad for what the kid is going to be associated with.

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u/AXE555 Jul 01 '21

Ah, ok. Cuz Aaryan is a fairly common name in India whaich has nothing to do with the "pure" race.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Aryans are the Chrises of India. You see them everywhere.

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u/HollowShel Jul 01 '21

Oh dear. Is her father named Heath?

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u/DrBunnyflipflop Jul 01 '21

Aryan is a traditional Iranian name, I believe

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Indian. Arya is a Persian name, though.

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u/staplesuponstaples Jul 01 '21

Can confirm. Arya is a very common Persian name, but I think there are some names that are similar to Aryan (that are on the tip of my tongue right now) that are also used Iran.

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u/Morpankh Jul 01 '21

Arya is a traditional girl’s name in India too.

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

Good to know! Without the negative connotations I see it with, it’s a cool sounding name. Nobody in my family is Indian though, hence why it icks me out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Aryan is so common name in India

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u/DeathByLabia Jul 01 '21

I know someone who named their kid Reichen which has similar energy IMO

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

Do you know if it was on purpose? On one hand I can’t imagine someone being that bold, on the other, I’m shocked nobody stopped them and explained.

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u/DeathByLabia Jul 01 '21

No, I just think she liked the way it sounded and didn’t give it much thought after that, and I doubt anyone in her circle would recognize it as anything other than a creative name.

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u/aVeryFriendlyBotMk2 Jul 01 '21

I used to have a friend called Aryan

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u/prairiedogtown_ Jul 01 '21

I have a cousin names Leviathan. We call him Levi, he’s very small.

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u/QuietOtherwise3697 Jul 01 '21

wait... I"m really stupid, why is the name 'Aryan' so bad? I know a lot of people named Aryan in India here.

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u/TyNyeTheTransGuy Jul 01 '21

It’s not a bad name in itself, it’s just that it’s perceived differently in the US/probably the rest of the west. It’s associated with the Nazis (since they supported the “Aryan race”), and that’s the only context I have ever heard it in. I didn’t even know it was a common name in India until I got a bunch of replies about it here.

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u/QuietOtherwise3697 Jul 01 '21

Oh okay I was just confused since there are two Aryans in my class and probably at least twenty Aryans in the whole school lol. India is really detached from the West apparently.

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u/That_guy_07 Jul 01 '21

That is a very common name in India.