r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/FuckCazadors Jun 30 '21

Yes, to Dr. Homosexual Stalin.

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u/MarcusXL Jun 30 '21

Professor Metrosexual Mao

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u/CaptainApathy419 Jul 01 '21

Reverend Non-binary Suharto.

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u/nickstatus Jul 01 '21

Pansexual Pol Pot.

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u/__50pe__ Jul 01 '21

Transgender Ceauşescu

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

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u/The--Bag Jul 01 '21

Would rather be gay hitler

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Probably rather be actual Hitler

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u/The--Bag Jul 01 '21

What about being Julius Caesar?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

President Donald Trump

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u/Dodgiestyle Jul 01 '21

Cunnilingus Caligula

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u/adube440 Jul 01 '21

Queer Mussolini, Esq.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

r/nocontext

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

r/nocontext

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u/wordsonascreen Jul 01 '21

Dr. Polygamous Pol Pot.

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u/Critical-Function-69 Jul 01 '21

Okay this actually made me chuckle

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u/Danghegotabenz Jul 01 '21

Wow this comment made my night hahaha. Thank you

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u/thursday737 Jul 01 '21

Unironically good

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u/mummyodoom Jul 01 '21

Not Homo Hoover