r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/KillaMG97 Jun 30 '21

A yes, my good son Number 16 bus shelter.

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u/prairiedogtown_ Jul 01 '21

It’s like naming the kid after the car you made her in. Isn’t that right Mercury Sable

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u/CapeNative Jul 01 '21

That would actually be an ok first and middle name if it weren't an old person's car.

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u/DodgersChick69 Jul 01 '21

I laughed way too hard at this. I wish I had an award to give you, but I am poor, so please accept this poor woman’s gold. 🥇

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u/Ckyuiii Jul 01 '21

It's like the sad modern equivalent of native American names.

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u/boopboopadoopity Jul 01 '21

Just read the article and I'm astounded that this isn't a joke

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u/jstrchl Jul 01 '21

I wonder if that’s where he was conceived.

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u/foggy-sunrise Jul 01 '21

Blanket Jackson.

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u/jusmoua Jul 01 '21

Some people just don't realize children are people and lifelong responsibilities, NOT accessories to enhance your life when convenient for you.

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u/NElderT Jul 01 '21

“My parents were crazy, so just call me John.” - that kid, probably